An naïve, pure-hearted young vet
Found his clients became quite upset
When he first manifested
Conditions first tested
By Georges Albert Édouard Tourette.

To show just how slight a distinction there is between comedy and tragedy, I wrote an epilogue describing this poor guy’s later life. If this section is funny at all, it’s because of its very seriousness.

Thirty years on, and his debts
Are greater than all his regrets;
He garners his keep
On a farm, shearing sheep,
Hooked on gambling and light cigarettes.

Thanks again to the Limerick Database (see my earlier post about it) for both precipitating and facilitating my limerick writing!

The off-beat and nerdy tastes of his xkcd following is clear from the current three most popular limericks:

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He

Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”

A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it’s “proof by induction.”

A dying mosquito exclaimed,
“A chemist has poisoned my brain!”
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane

I wanted to take the idea presented in the xkcd comic “Fixed Width” and apply it to Munroe’s newest creation, and after a fair amount of word-wrangling here’s the limerick I came up with:

Rob, an odd fellow, designs
Poems of equal-length lines
And he limericks with flair
As his forethought and care
Ensure a word count of 3 9s

Each line is 27 characters long – and on top of that, there are 27 words in total.

Writing a limerick that works well in spite of the triple restrictions of line length, word count and limerick metre was an interesting challenge. You can vote on it here, or check out the hundreds of other submissions at LimerickDB.com!

Update: #20 and rising on the LimerickDB Top 150 list…

Update II: #15…

Update III: #10…

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EDIT: now links to the Kongregate version of the Fancy Pants Adventure.

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